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IRON MAN IS A SUPERHERO - Iron Woman is a command


TAGS: iron woman command
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by MalicE

MalicE - May 28, 2010, 3:50 am
:)
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:33 am
ROR! Now this is pretty damn funny! Good one MalicE


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


IRONY - It's a blast.




CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always assuming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


STAR FLEET ACADEMY - First year engineering project


TAGS: three pronged
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

rodneykeene - July 30, 2013, 4:45 am
Looks like a page from the Tardis's repair manual.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 4:51 pm
that's not starfleet, those are the instructions in Step 3 of Ikea's latest end table.
TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2012, 9:54 pm
"I don't like to lose."
spypengen - May 29, 2012, 9:33 am
seams easy enough 5L
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 6:23 am
My brain hurts.


ADMIT IT - You'd go to the special hell too


TAGS: firefly saffron sexy hell
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:41 am
Big stack of yes!
AirStryke - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Watch Firefly. The Episode Mrs. Reynolds
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 4:59 pm
Que?


MEN AND WOMEN -


TAGS: men and women socializing irony
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am

Thanks for the O'5L, Gary.
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:31 am
Well, there’s just something fetching ‘bout them suits. I think the word is ‘allure’. 5L for the allure……….and truism
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:58 pm

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:56 pm

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:16 pm
(carebear BANNED)


A PHILOSOPHICAL PROBLEM - If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?




STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !




UMM, BETTER CALL THE EMT'S & A PLUMBER! - The cat mysteriously got himself stuck. I tried using the plunger but that made things worse.


TAGS: pet pranks gone wrong
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 6:50 pm
LOL wish I could be the proverbial "fly on the wall" when they see it
Iconoclast - May 12, 2012, 6:10 pm
5 screaming meows. I think that I will print it and leave it on the desks of a couple of cat owners in the office.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 5:58 pm
Thanks :) Glad I could provide you with a chuckle.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 4:00 pm
Love the poster and ha ha the 1L bomber doesn't have parents but rather hatched by some very lonely person. Failed.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 11:02 am
This dog can actually walk upright, as opposed to our mysterious 1L bomber. Log off Timmy, mommy will wake up soon.


DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...


TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by wehrvamp

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.


DISAPPOINTMENT - Because, in life, there are no free crack giveaways.




TROGDOR - He comes in the night.


TAGS: trogdor the burninator strongbad
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Animal

funnyman37 - December 13, 2009, 3:54 pm
.............................................................................................................................................................................. but it's not night.
Charles - December 28, 2008, 11:13 am
He's not the only one! That does look pretty badass tho.


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


ALTERNATIVES -


TAGS: corona with lime at beach
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:12 pm
where am I ???
RonE - June 2, 2012, 8:16 am
Me and my wife absolutely loved this philosophy.
spacedog - June 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Good one Commie. 5L


LIFE -


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am
REALLY? The word "hot" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am
Pack of Hot Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of Hot Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am

Serve with green onions and hot yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am

Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut butter, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth


9 W0RDS WOMEN USE -


TAGS: words women list motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
Omygod... This is my mom!! And my gf! and me! Gah!!
Roadki11uk - December 4, 2009, 4:50 am
I'd like to add "thanks a lot" Definitely not to be confused with "thanks" more a you are going to PAY for that one.... 5L
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 1:15 am
Slowly but surely, they come in and down-rate perfection. And with 1 or 2Ls, no less. What the hell?
ronsart - December 2, 2009, 12:39 pm
wife now going around all day saying...whatever...go figure...lol
Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Yea, my number 6 is "I guess." This list is why I say thank you every morning to my wife. For allowing me to wake up.
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:20 am
their
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:19 am
this is great. they should give this to guys during there engagements so they can learn how to dodge those bullets early. 5 lions too you!
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
Let's not forget "I have a headache" - that one is a much deeper sign than just "not tonight"
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 10:43 pm
This is gospel! 5 Whatevers on...um...opposite day.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 9:56 pm
Perfect Ron. 5 all the way...
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:17 pm
"why would I care?" is my wife's version of "that's ok". Never mind that she does care enough to murder me in my sleep if I go ahead and do the thing she "doesn't care" about. I think every husband a a different version of #6, but these are all dead on.
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:13 pm
5 nights on the couch for you!
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:12 pm
"Do what ever you want" is the land mine I always find
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:09 pm
5 "Yes Dear's!!". Only one other phrase I hear not there..."Don't you even THINK about trying to put THAT in there.................that goes in the recycling bin"


PIERCINGS - You're doing it wrong!!!


TAGS: wrong piercings
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

twill1962 - July 3, 2012, 11:45 pm
And he probably wonders why no one will hire him.
reason - October 18, 2009, 4:53 pm
i'd like to take a supermagnet to this freak's head
Derek - July 16, 2009, 8:55 pm
One of the best ways for a moron to entertain himself.


ISN'T IT IRONIC.... -


TAGS: bodybuilder uterus look alike ironic
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by steph1

MilDoc - April 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
I'm certqain this has something to do with Man's obsession with that part of the anatomy. Y'know-- 9 months getting out, then 80 years trying to get back in! Nice poster! 5 fallopian biceps!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 12:08 pm
Epic! 5L Steph!
Bull - April 20, 2011, 9:42 am
Ha!! 5L!!


PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -




SUCKERS - There's one born every minute


TAGS: apple users are morons
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Kspace

wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:42 am
5 business degrees for you! ynuk ynuk


CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.




INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.




I SEE THE LIGHT - The bridge was commissioned by the Vatican. We can see what they had on their minds.


TAGS: is it wrong is it right to stare at the shadows alright
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:43 pm
I can never forget Margaret Cho's description of the pope. a man in a gorgeous white and gold dress, in a city of 500 men only, surrounded by the finest antiques in the world... who professes not to like gays.


THE FAIL - runs strong in you




OH THE IRONY! - I wonder how many people read the fine print.


TAGS: irony
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

GaryO - March 20, 2013, 8:49 am
OHHHHH, before reading the tiny words, I imagined JDRF to be; Just Drink, Rotund Feeder. Man, back in the day, a quart of Dad’s root beer did it for the whole family….and a scoop of ice cream.
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 7:44 am
you do know that is with at least an 8 piece meal right?
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:18 pm
Onset of diabetes for less than 3 bucks. What a deal! Nice one PFox
PapaFox - March 19, 2013, 9:26 pm
Just looked it up, it's a half gallon, 800 calories, and a boatload of sugar. http://theweek.com/article/index/216462/irony-alert-buy-kfcs-800-calorie-soda-to-support-diabetes-research
Bolverk3778 - March 19, 2013, 8:38 pm
Just out of interest what is the volume of these Mega Jugs?
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:28 am
I wonder how many idiots at corporate level still haven't realized the stupidity? A nice 5L Papa!


BANNED SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Ism

TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.


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TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


M-E-E-E-E-E-E-E -


TAGS: geronimo
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - February 2, 2012, 2:14 pm
Well, looky there…a direct reply to comment button……
GaryO - February 2, 2012, 2:12 pm
Anything in a single malt, but Laphroaig if I’m doing some serious sippin’ Remember, we were young turds in another life. Yeah, I don’t wanna remember either. Keep a fire
GySgt1811a - February 2, 2012, 12:59 pm
Thanks...I think. Bushmill's mine, what's yours? (Hell, I've got dirty laundry older'n most of the young turds here.)
fatelvis - February 2, 2012, 10:03 am
Old enough to remember the Bicentennial, and got this right away!
GaryO - February 2, 2012, 8:31 am
Yes, Geronimo (re; Hot Shots! Part Deux…’93) Zet, you might be ‘feeling’ stupid (old people like to do that sometimes, makes us feel better) but your mind is STELLAR! I’ve seen yer stuff
Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 6:01 am
Blegh. I'm 20-something and I don't get it. I'm blaming the law of averages for feeling this stupid right now.
Hawamleh - February 2, 2012, 5:25 am
I'm 16 and I get it, ya know.. Geronimo right ?
Gath - February 2, 2012, 1:53 am
LBJ was in office when i was born. @ MP Check can o' peas.
GaryO - February 1, 2012, 8:01 pm
Hey Gunny, man you are ancient. Glad I’m not the only one! Raisin’ the glass
MPsniper - February 1, 2012, 7:52 pm
get READY... stand UP...hook UP...CHECK static line...CHECK equipment...sound OFF for equipment check...stand UP...30 seconds...GO
GySgt1811a - February 1, 2012, 7:49 pm
67+
gas - February 1, 2012, 3:33 pm
hahaha good one
GaryO - February 1, 2012, 3:12 pm
OK, a little poll here What age group are you guys? Fire this one off to a group of twentysomethings a few weeks ago, and they never got it...
Airman - February 1, 2012, 2:57 pm
proud to say I got it too
GaryO - February 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
Yeah, I've made a few of those, and used it a few times myself...initials are GO'D...
GySgt1811a - February 1, 2012, 2:34 pm
BTW; it's the same thing Jesus shouted when he hit his thumb with a hammer.
GySgt1811a - February 1, 2012, 2:32 pm
Hell, I even got it! But then, I'm pretty damn old myself.
GaryO - February 1, 2012, 1:31 pm
Thank you mao, I was wondering if it was maybe too old school, but maybe not....
maoworks2 - February 1, 2012, 1:28 pm
Very Good lol.


LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!


TAGS: humor hadron cat fodder
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
-- no less! I'm going to the forums!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
You do, however, bring up an excellent point. This poster had 53 votes lie yesterday and now it has 70. For a poster a few months old, that just seems suspicious. I've also seen EC guy commenting again lately. I call shenanigans! On my own poster, no
Ag218 - November 24, 2008, 10:42 pm
MWLF just attached the large hadron collider to the electric chair and it's rating took off! Only kidding, Doris... :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:44 pm
Yeah. Hell, I made it and I'm suspicious. Did the LHC do something amazing very recently that I haven't heard about? If it's a black hole, I'm going to start smoking again!
jj - November 23, 2008, 11:05 pm
whoa - check out the sudden popularity of this motifake!
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:37 am
Awesome! You Win at Internet!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 2:15 pm
Epic awesome. +74 cool points sir.
Dude - August 9, 2008, 2:13 pm
Too awesome!
Roamer - August 9, 2008, 10:04 am
IT'S CATURDAY!!!! POST SOME FUCKING CATS!!!!
pro - August 9, 2008, 5:48 am
MWLF: if this hurts, you should see what I did to the "pure evil" poster...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:29 am
Grooooaaaaannnnnnn! Pro, that hurt my pun liver.
pro - August 8, 2008, 8:09 pm
Doris, would that be a catastrophe?
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 4:51 pm
I say it will turn everyday into Caturday. ^_^
Doris Night aka MWLF - August 8, 2008, 4:34 pm
I got the pic from the new Fodder thread in the new Motifake forums. Join today!
jj - August 8, 2008, 4:23 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC WIN!!!


FACEBOOK - You're Doing It Wrong


TAGS: face book doing wrong
Rating: 2.62/5
HtD - December 30, 2008, 11:41 pm
Good book though.
FAIL COP - July 22, 2008, 1:57 pm
The Book is Backwards. You Fail at photochopping.


AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


IRONY - It's Everywhere


TAGS: irony fat gym funny
Rating: 2.1/5


QUOTE FROM MARC MARON ON HIS WTF PODCAST -


TAGS: marc maron wtf
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by TheUserNameLeft

Wesker133 - August 31, 2011, 2:41 pm
5 thumb5 up XD
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 10:57 pm
Am5ome... Fav'd


THE BARONESS -




IRON MAN - is a super hero IRON WOMAN is a command


TAGS: iron woman commi3
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

NumberXIII - October 25, 2011, 11:57 am
Why does it look like Iron Man has t*tties?


STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.


TAGS: stupidity idiot funny moron chair funny
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by tamaria

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:01 pm
But also less humiliating, Pike. I'd make the little twit walk across the school past all the open doors to the classrooms to get to my toolbox, rather than bring the saw to him.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:50 pm
It would have been so much easier to just to tape his ears down and pull him out.


KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.




ICE GRILL - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG




oldie -


TAGS: sardonic irony
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by GaryO

NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:31 pm
Guess that'll make yours or his a riot!
NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:30 pm
Funny, man... Funny.
NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:30 pm
Six words: Mary Tyler Moore at Chuckle's funeral... Look out up!
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 8:38 am
Oh you...
vindicator - July 23, 2014, 8:42 pm
LMAO, thats f***** up.
Airman - July 22, 2014, 10:08 pm
I have to fav this one.. no choice
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:13 pm
Mr. Gary, that is teehee in such haha bad taste bahaha
GaryO - July 22, 2014, 9:46 am
Amen, Lord. My brother and I cannot attend the same funerals. Once we look at each other, we have a r-e-a-l hard time not busting out laughing.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2014, 9:41 am

the best humor is the ones you're not allowed to laugh at. LMFAO :)
Greeny - July 21, 2014, 10:48 pm
Is that a pun Rerun?
rerun - July 21, 2014, 10:02 pm

Gutsy....love it


BOATING 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.


TAGS: boat shore moron stupid car
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by suzieq

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:46 am
I would what thi5 guy's excuse was to hits insurance company. Haha
drifterII - September 6, 2012, 1:46 am
Truck.


THE CHAMPION -


TAGS: ironic science
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

spacedog - February 1, 2014, 1:47 pm
A blast from the past.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:53 am
@Sean. LOL. Thanks for visiting. @spacedog. Thanks dude, You're the man!!
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 1:40 am
Nice one Lester, 5Ls.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:39 am
Hey, no one's accusing you of being sensitive. I just don't know you well enough to call you mother a whore. Gotta go. G'night.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:32 am
Oh, great thought you're serious. I was about to cry.... And feel bad about myself.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:29 am
By the way, beautiful poster. I love the underhanded compliment to it.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:28 am
Ooops, sorry lesterinside. That biology lesson was aimed at someone else. *snickers*
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:27 am
But seriously, there are actually sperm cells whose mission it is to find and entangle other sperm cells who are from another "donor." So there you have it. Even gametes know that your mother is a whore.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:24 am
comm'n Aggy, its beautiful.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 1:21 am
Gross.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:21 am
Hey SEAN!!! I am fan. Thanks for squirming just to get here.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:20 am
Though it's kinda like the special olympics really ... in that all of the competitors have one thing in common ... and that one thing (your dad) is pretty much a "leveler of the playing field," so to speak.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:18 am
Oh. *no Nazi looking!!!* that was *couldn't even get a flat 4 average.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:16 am
and after outsmarting and outmaneuvering hundreds of millions of our competitors we end up Motifaking. Damn i could even get and average of FLAT 4 can you believe that! This place is definitely a pool of champions. have a nice day Kit-kit ;)
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:13 am
And I just spelled "least" wrong. Hey, who lifted up the bar just now??? A-hole!
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:12 am
Set the bar low enough and there's at leaast a small chance we Motifakers won't trip over it. Love it.
thekitkatkid - March 7, 2010, 1:08 am
lmao I feel good about myself again thx


MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! -


TAGS: coke pepsi transformers optimus megatron
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:49 am
*hypocrite
Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:48 am
Am I a hypocrit because I invest in Coke, but drink Pepsi?
Ascetic - July 20, 2011, 10:54 pm
Awesome!
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
LOL! Nice one Hypercat.


AMERICAN JEDI - \"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.” --Yoda




NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?


TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

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??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you fucking foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of assault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the fuckers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the fuck wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're fucked anyway and noone will notice them with all the other fuckers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


Morons -


TAGS: morons
Rating: 4.33/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 11:28 am
My eyes are bleeding.
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 9:58 am
Reminds me of an old Mike Wallace-hosted documentary show in the 1950s - You Where Thier.
Hawamleh - July 4, 2013, 7:13 am
I don't know if those typos were ironic, or if this poster is a short autobiography.
EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2013, 12:25 am
"They're" "We're"


OXYMORON AND PARANOIA - all in one


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

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Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm
Also a paradox


IRONY -


TAGS: drawing trees paper irony
Rating: 4.82/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Honestly this took my moronic brain some time to figure out... 5L for the delayed "lol" and "facepalm"


My Lord... -




MCBEATDOWN - The other clowns want Ronald to act more like a goofy clown to entertain the children; But Ronald don't play that.


TAGS: ronald mcdonald
Rating: 2.65/5

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andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 10:55 pm
R.I.P. Homey the Clown.


DALLAS TEXAS -


TAGS: lebron james day
Rating: 4.85/5

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Bolverk37782 - June 13, 2011, 7:44 pm
WHO??? Never heard of him.


GUN RACK - You're doing it wrong... ...but it seems so right




IRONY - Some people find it hard to spot


TAGS: irony free speech islam
Rating: 3.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 11:51 am
Lol! 5L XD
Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:37 am
ahah 5L from me


Superbowl -


TAGS: orange broncos seahawks supwrbowl
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by mrdjones

calvin5040 - December 10, 2014, 6:42 am
orange Gatorade is nasty 5Ls
MashiMashi - February 9, 2014, 7:06 pm
Cuz you're not supposed towear throwback's to the big dance
MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 1:00 pm
5L cuz my ex LOVES the Broncos.


LUNCH - Another way we can impact the environment in a negative way.




REVENGE - Best served with a side of irony


TAGS: revenge irony dog collar
Rating: 4.81/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:37 am
I dig this dog 5bones


LEBRON - After game 5 of the NBA finals i asked LeBron if he had change for a dollar He replied 'sorry, i'm only good for 3 quaters'


TAGS: lebron basketball change choke fianls
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cloudchaser - June 11, 2011, 8:46 am
I see I wasn't the only one looking at Fark last night


hajj stampede -




MORON BARS - The stupid need to drink somewhere.




CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.


TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."


THE PREDATOR DRONE - Giving a glimmer of hope to wannabe near-sighted pilots since 1995.




UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: oxymoron day women
Rating: 4.63/5

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jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 3:04 pm
As Chris Rock put it, “Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:37 pm
5L. We continually lose, but never stop gambling.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:20 pm
What mindset? All of them! 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 5:25 pm

5L's dude. anyone voting less is because their wives told to.


ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG -


TAGS: sparkle alex louis armstrong armstrong major armstrong
Rating: 2.85/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:22 am
And by "man", you mean cartoon character?
darkdragonsword - June 30, 2010, 1:21 am
The only man allowed to sparkle and look straight doing it
Woody - July 14, 2009, 6:01 pm
You are for sure right!
Yes. - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Without a doubt.


WE'RE NON-CONFORMISTS! - That's why we all dress alike


TAGS: irony non conformists goth
Rating: 4.86/5

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BoneCD - August 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
ROAR...I love this 5L


IRONIC - isnt it.....


TAGS: irony racism funny
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by beezer77

Coby - September 3, 2013, 12:53 am
Wow. Seems like I've saw the roles reversed a few times! That wanna be gangsta on the table!
LordRamoth - January 15, 2013, 10:55 pm
Nice thought, but snopes has proven this photo to be fake.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:49 pm
IGnore iceman's comment... that's not accurate. It's been done to death, funnier. Again, sorry for ice's inaccurate review.
ICEMAN - March 18, 2011, 11:07 pm
Been done to death. 1L


BOREDOM - It can lead to this.


TAGS: snake freaky snake in mouth out nose black crazy disturbing wrong lol boredom
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 3:19 pm
Whoopi needs to get a better agent


MCDONALDS - Beating our youth since 1940. Would you like fries with that?


TAGS: mcdonalds sad ronald
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by googlebrain

birdie - August 18, 2008, 2:33 am
Do you believe in magic bitch?? Well DO YOU??!!!!
J - July 8, 2008, 3:55 pm
I personally like this picture with the "Stay Down Bitch" caption.
Roamer - April 15, 2008, 3:12 pm
This isn't all that original anyway, I found one that simply said: OBEY. That was much funnier. Good image, but a bad poster... sorry.
ed dudley - March 12, 2008, 7:29 am
None of your comments are funny you cunt. This picture was vaguely funny until I read your inane prattlings! Fuck off!


I'M FINE -




AN OXYMORON -




JUSTICE - Old School.


TAGS: justice west frontier hanging wild
Rating: 3.92/5

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Rukey - December 29, 2010, 3:00 am
What the.. Hes never going to pull the tree down that way..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2010, 10:05 pm
Is that a dig at me RR?...Kinda harsh. No worries...I'm already "Hung"
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 7:11 pm
my 2nd choice of comment for this pic was 'The Mods. They hate your guts.' Would have outperformed this one easily... Not sure it would have been approved, though. Oh well, we will never know, anyway.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:30 pm

I can think of a few motifakers this should be done tooooooooooooooooooo


IRONY -


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


FIELD OF DREAMS -




STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....


TAGS: decipticons floatsam jetsam transformers megatron
Rating: 4.15/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
I belive that it will leave a scar xD


GOTHIC COWGIRL - There is no way of doing it right


TAGS: gothic cowgirl funny boots wrong
Rating: 4.14/5

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MrDamage - March 6, 2013, 4:48 pm
The image proves the caption wrong :)


BREAST IMPLANTS - You're Doing It Wrong.


TAGS: breast implants wrong
Rating: 2.7/5

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Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 12:37 am
"He's strong to the finish, 'cause he ate his Spinach..."
Rogue - June 13, 2008, 11:40 am
I like. xD


IRON MAN CONTEST - When the wife signed me in, I had a different picture entirely.




HOMELAND SECURITY -




CORRECTING WRONGS ON THE INTERNET - is like subtracting 1 from infinity


TAGS: correcting wrong internet stupidity
Rating: 2/5

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mrSilkie - January 30, 2012, 11:09 am
http://www.dfat.gov.au/aib/island_continent.html Government says we are both an island an a continent.
Blank - August 16, 2009, 10:07 pm
Please... someone tell me there are people in the world who aren't this retarded. Feel free to lie.
ashmael - June 9, 2009, 7:58 am
Actually Australia is both an island and a continent.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like France to me.
Ashson - April 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Actually, I believe that that is the South American continent. Australia is a continent. Oceana is a region.
Ashson - April 5, 2009, 3:13 am
Actually, I believe that that is the South American continent. Australia is a continent. Oceana is a region.
john - October 13, 2008, 4:54 pm
thats africa retard


FAILURE - Decisions don't have television shows, they have consequences.




HOW IT ALL BEGAN - The rest is hamburger history!


TAGS: hamburglar ronald mcdonald
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

ANAL - March 2, 2009, 10:32 am
This is robbery, not burgulary. He is the Hamrobber


PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)


TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess the black cauldron
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by jalford

Losifer2 - March 6, 2012, 1:58 pm
What movie was she in?
fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:37 pm
"Suck on that, Cinderella," so fits her personality as 'princess'.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:47 pm
DUDE srsly!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
crappiest


LOYALTY -




BODYBUILDING - A steroid-free sport


TAGS: bodybuilding women strong
Rating: 3.05/5

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IllicoPresto - December 11, 2009, 2:33 am
A sport, huh? So is this a winner or a loser? 'Cause either way it made me frow up in my mouf.


SMILE -


TAGS: ironic house caricature
Rating: 4.86/5

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CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:19 am
Am5ome!


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: morons stupid outrageous
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

observingthisplanet - February 25, 2014, 10:25 pm
And my ancestors died to protect this guys stupidity.
QuackQuack - November 23, 2012, 9:56 pm
That looks like a toilet seat. Maybe he has potty-mouth.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:48 pm
Most likely through some other orifice that isn't blocked?
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:37 pm
lol, how does it breathe?
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
How did he break loose from the plough?
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 12:52 pm
He does look like him ..
rerun - October 3, 2010, 10:41 am

thanks for the spell check & likn...the one and only muammar
forseti - October 3, 2010, 10:30 am
Al-Gaddafi?? LOL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_al-Gaddafi
rerun - October 3, 2010, 10:20 am

looks like Khadaffi (or however you spell his name)
forseti - October 3, 2010, 10:05 am
someone has to tell him that a pierced eyebrow doesn't suit him. 5


MORONS - Don't invite them to your next demonstration.


TAGS: moron demonstration kfc bucket invite
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by MustyK

tomyironmane - May 9, 2013, 4:57 pm
I think they mean the PETA sign carrying guy.
rerun - September 7, 2012, 6:51 pm

check out the new headers.....all part of the new & improved Motifake
Airman - September 7, 2012, 4:23 pm
why is a poster from 2009 showing up as the front page poster? and on that note, where is the front page and new poster links.. something is amiss
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 3:18 pm
I would do that
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 3:15 pm
hes not a moron! just hungry.


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military honor motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Primo Junior - November 13, 2010, 6:47 am
All veterans should respect those before them. My hats off too the multiple
irionman - November 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
My grandpa's name is on that list, I really enjoy seeing people respecting stuff like this. Lost but not forgotten.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:43 pm
Amen, Ron.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:28 pm
go army, navy, and marines
FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:55 pm
Semper Fi'


PRINCE LOTOR - Jabba the Hutt ain't got SHIT on me!




EVEN ALONE IN THE FOREST -


TAGS: man speaks and is wrong
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:19 am
No. men are not wrong they are never wrong it is women who are wrong when they say men do things wrong
JoannaBanana78 - March 23, 2012, 1:49 pm
The answer is YES
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:04 am

;>
Ragnar - March 23, 2012, 2:10 am
I'm gonna be seeing this one on my facebook wall real soon.....


WHAT'S WRONG? - Everything I Eat. Goes Right Through Me




JOE ROGAN - "There's something you might not know about me..."




THE WAY OF THE NINJA -




RONALD VS THE COLONEL - No longer content with Big Macs and Cheeseburgers Ronald needed to find a new meatier version of his McChicken Sammich and by golly...he did




TALK TO THE HAND - Politely


TAGS: iron man movie hero marvel
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:21 am
the guy is a billionaire, so he can afford good stuff. Did you see his house at the beg of the movie ? That's the place.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 4:25 pm
Anyone notice his fridge at the back... yeah; that's a dream fridge...


ASSEMBLED - The Holy Trinity has returned!!!




STFU - And GTFO


TAGS: teacher stfu gtfo fail your doing it wrong
Rating: 1.67/5


EXCUSE ME.... - there is something wrong with my Banana


TAGS: banana corn wrong stupid men
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by NattieexP

the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 7:00 pm
aren't the koreans the ones who came up with the banana phone concept?
crankyhead - August 20, 2011, 2:06 pm
Excellent debut
Verdeckt - August 20, 2011, 8:18 am
I raffed..


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